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JACK OF ALL TRADES, MASTER OF NONE!!
Summary
Have learned to stack cans carefully.
Able to work with idiots!
Can teach and train morons, ie Kevin Watson
Able to drink beer and then switch to vodka
Can drink wine at the LGBT parade
Can walk, talk, and write at the same time
Highlights
  • Great with a rake
  • Great with blower
  • Tan evenly
  • Drink beer while working
  • Hand out lollipops to young ladies at the beach
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Accomplishments
Was able to teach Kevin Watson how to be a productive member of society.
Was able to teach his son about life and not let him know who his real father is.
Was able to spend time with his wife while he was out of town kissing the ass of his boss while flying on a private jet.
Worked for an idiot these last 7 years and survived.
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Experience
jack of all trades, master of none!!
January 1968 to January 2016 All of Them － Local, FL Did it all except rake, blow off sidewalk, trim, sweep, and have a few beers
Education
MBA : tieing shoes, 69 Catholic － Local, FL, US I now wear loafers
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Resume Overview

Companies Worked For:

  • All of Them

School Attended

  • Catholic

Job Titles Held:

  • jack of all trades, master of none!!

Degrees

  • MBA : tieing shoes , 69

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