Bad Answer: Why would there even be a monkey in a cafe oz it is a city. There's no monkeys in cafes. Cafes don't have chandeliers either. Monkeys kinda freak me out that's why coz they probably like get a broom and just start swing the night. Shooin' it out the door. Good Answer: Wow, a monkey. I guess i would take a picture, they're pretty cute and then you call animal control for that kind of thing right? And you gotta get it out the door so i would put little banana wallnut cookies that we have in a line towards the door to get it outside.